Top 10 Reasons to Vote for Kanye Over Trump

10. Kanye’s tweets are less controversial.

I dare you. Look at both Twitter accounts now.

9. He’d give new meaning to the phrase “West Wing.”

kanye's west wing
Kanye’s West Wing (Kim Kardashian, Letitia Wright, Michelle Tidball, Elon Musk, Kanye West, Kanye West’s Father, Chance the Rapper, Sean “P. Diddy” Combs, North West)

8. The only world leader Kanye’s ever insulted is Taylor Swift.

7. With Kim as first lady, we’d finally see a reality star in the White House! Oh, wait…

In Trump’s defense, The Apprentice was more entertaining TV.

6. First President to own his own shoe line.

You’ve never heard anybody say, “Dude, where’d you get those new Obamas?”

5. Highest ratings ever for a State of the Union.

4. Best Inauguration Day music.

Clinton seemed cool when he played the saxophone. This is a “whole ‘notha level. N-O-T-H-A.”

3. First College Dropout ever to become President.

Kanye West College Dropout
(College Dropout by Kanye West)

2. Instead of Presidential updates on Twitter, we could just watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

Let’s face it, Keeping Up with the Kardashians might be less toxic than Trump’s Twitter.

1. Trump has a comb over. Kanye would have Sean “P. Diddy” Combs over.

trump's combover

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Bear
Bear
July 13, 2020 3:05 pm

Ok, no. Yea I hate DT, but Kanye? No no no. His career would get in the way of everything, I bet he’s just running for the big house. I would vote for Dr. Doofenshmirtz over Kanye.

Christopher
Christopher
July 14, 2020 10:19 am

His tweets/messages are less controversial only because everyone is too busy trying to figure out what he’s talking about to get upset. The State of the Union would have higher ratings, but only because people would tune in just to see the nonsensical train wreck unfold. Also keep in mind, he would be the first President with a true, physician-diagnosed mental disorder (Bipolar). Hardly an improvement over anyone at all – even Trump.

Michelle
Michelle
July 16, 2020 11:43 am

I’m not a “Trumpster” or whatever… But you all should not be talking about politics. This station is supposed to be about sharing the hope of Christ. I’ve tried to be open minded, but you’ve lost my support over some recent articles and emails. I’m sorry.

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