Top 10 Reasons to Vote for Kanye Over Biden

10. The White House would look more like Wakanda and less like Assisted Living.

Joe Biden with walker, Kanye West as Black Panther Wakanda, White House
Kanye West as Black Panther, Joe Biden as Elderly Man

(Kanye said in an interview with Forbes, he would like the White House to look more like Wakanda.)

9. Kim + Kanye= Kimye. Jill + Joe= Jillo…?

8. Biden made his money by taxing the rich. Kanye made his money by clothing the rich.

Biden's Favorite Brand Vs. Kanye's Favorite Brand
Biden’s Brand vs. Kanye’s Brand

7. State of the Union speeches would sound more like Hamilton, the musical, and less like Sunday afternoons at Bob Evans.

6. Kanye doesn’t have to steal lyrics for his songs to be good.

In some early speeches, Joe Biden plagiarized other politicians without citing them.

5. Kanye’s Favorite Fashion Accessory vs. Biden’s Favorite Fashion Accessory

4. Kanye would give new meaning to the phrase “West Wing.”

kanye's west wing
Kanye’s West Wing (Kim Kardashian, Letitia Wright, Michelle Tidball, Elon Musk, Kanye West, Kanye West’s Father, Chance the Rapper, Sean “P. Diddy” Combs, North West)

3. Protesters won’t mistake Kanye for a statue of an old confederate general.

Kanye Statue, Biden Statue
What Kanye & Biden statues might look like.

2. Obama walks with Biden. “Jesus Walks” with Kanye.

1. Kanye West named his new political party the Birthday Party. At 77 years old, Joe Biden is sick of birthday parties.

 

Top Reasons to Vote for Kanye Over Trump

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Emory Hockett
Emory Hockett
July 14, 2020 6:30 pm

Yikes…

Jonathan F.
Jonathan F.
July 14, 2020 6:32 pm

Oof

Mrs D
Mrs D
July 14, 2020 9:55 pm

I think Kanye will need to drop a New Beat that goes someting like this

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