10. The White House would look more like Wakanda and less like Assisted Living.
(Kanye said in an interview with Forbes, he would like the White House to look more like Wakanda.)
9. Kim + Kanye= Kimye. Jill + Joe= Jillo…?
8. Biden made his money by taxing the rich. Kanye made his money by clothing the rich.
7. State of the Union speeches would sound more like Hamilton, the musical, and less like Sunday afternoons at Bob Evans.
6. Kanye doesn’t have to steal lyrics for his songs to be good.
In some early speeches, Joe Biden plagiarized other politicians without citing them.
5. Kanye’s Favorite Fashion Accessory vs. Biden’s Favorite Fashion Accessory
4. Kanye would give new meaning to the phrase “West Wing.”
3. Protesters won’t mistake Kanye for a statue of an old confederate general.
2. Obama walks with Biden. “Jesus Walks” with Kanye.
1. Kanye West named his new political party the Birthday Party. At 77 years old, Joe Biden is sick of birthday parties.