John Crist… American Chrstians’ current favorite comedian. If you’re not already following him on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram, you probably should. If not, here are 10 tweets from him that will have you laughing.
Siri call father pic.twitter.com/E9u99nEEK6
— John Crist (@johnbcrist) May 25, 2017
I’ve never looked at a pregnancy announcement photo and thought, “this was the guy’s idea.”
— John Crist (@johnbcrist) June 26, 2017
— John Crist (@johnbcrist) June 19, 2017
Chip breaks off in the guac
— John Crist (@johnbcrist) July 5, 2017
I wanna sleep on a pillow of chicken minis.
— John Crist (@johnbcrist) May 22, 2017
Honesty I get offended when someone posts a video and says “wait for it…” Like you don’t know my life and you don’t know my schedule
— John Crist (@johnbcrist) May 23, 2017
Someone sent me a 48 minute sermon and then texted me later THE SAME DAY to ask if I’d watched it. What kind of life do you think I live???
— John Crist (@johnbcrist) June 21, 2017
— John Crist (@johnbcrist) June 14, 2017
Government: “We’re raising minimum wage.”
— John Crist (@johnbcrist) June 30, 2017
We need a term for when you leave dinner but sit in your car for ten minutes checking your phone before you drive home. Anyone else do this?
— John Crist (@johnbcrist) June 6, 2017
If she’s not reading a blog, she’s probably writing one and if she’s not scrolling through stories on social media, she’s probably out creating her own.
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